Ahhhhh, cunning plans, Jacqui? Like what you all have in mind? Hey, I don't need no details. I will do just fine with an overall sketch of the conspiracy...

Oh, I get it! Dumb me! You all is gonna do one of them food things on us next year. Ha, that's all I have to say... Thanks fir letting the Mudact outtta the bag, WIS*^%*)... I'll be ready... Hey, guys, we ain't eatin' nuthin' next year! I mean nuthin' 'cept beer that we open... Don't let the womenz open no beer fir ya 'cause I have it from a good source that they is gonna try to put health food in it! Horrors...

Whew! You ain't messin' with the average hillbilly here, womenz... Iz driven by a college... Ha! Didn't think you knew that!

Right guys? No food...

Bobert

p.s. See, KT. Even my pal Kendall agrees with me... but we still ain't eatin' no food next year... No, sir mam... Right Kendall? Kendall?