Dear Mick--

Just because they invite you to "take a snort of Irish malt" doesn't mean you suck it up your nostrils. I'd a thought you'd a known better than that, bein' of Irish extraction and all. If you inhale whiskey, it infects your sinuses and can lead to nosebleed. You "SWALLOW IT," *then* snort! Got that?

Get well quick. You're missed.

V