Who did put the service in Scunthorpe and why would particles need to wave twice. Could this be a Chinese wave, the oriental equivalent of the Mexican wave. Soy sauce instead of salsa.

Come to think of it there used to be a cracking chinese restaurant in Market Deeping. And I've seen a chinese bus driver - going sideways but not waving. Now wondering which of my brothers is chinese, can't be me I'm buddhist.