Well, SueB, as luck would (or perhaps wouldn't), about 4 years ago my couzin Rufus was up behind Sweet Springs Store drinking with his buddies an', well, they started arguing over who was going to win the Musselman High Schoool/ Martinsburg High School Football game. Well, Rufus had briefly attended Musselman in the 9th grade before dropping outta school entirely so I reckon his heart got in the way of his head and he bet half is double wide that Mussleman would win. Luckilly he didn't say which half would win 'cause Mussleman lost 24-13 and my couzin got his choice. Seein' that both the bathroom and kitchen were in the back half, he let the front half go... Well, he got him some T-111 siding and closed it up. Now the only problem is that from the only reamining bedroom he has to climb out the window and down a step ladder propped up against the back of the joint and come in the back door to get to the bathroom. Ain't all that bad on Rufus since he only weigh's 'bout 137 pounds but it's a sight to see Rether May coming thru that window cause, bless her heart, the poor ol' gal barely fits and 'round the Hoildays has been known to get stuck in the window frame until Rufus rounds up nuff folks to pull her out...

And that is a true story...

Bobert