Has anybody done a study of the effects of cajun music on suicide?
It would, of course, assume that they could understand the lyrics, which are in non-standard french.
Very few folks leaping from tall buildings (they aint got any)
Very few shootings (wouldnt waste the bullets on somethin' they couldnt eat)
No hangings (ever tried hangin' yooself from Spanish Moss?)
No overdosing on pills (effects of pills cancelled out by gittin' up & fast two-steppin')

Mebbe deliberately runnin' your pirogue into a cypress stump...........