The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #74060   Message #1304043
Posted By: Crane Driver
22-Oct-04 - 02:03 PM
Thread Name: BS: SECSY Silly Secret Santa/Santee Hints
Subject: RE: BS: SECSY Silly Secret Santa/Santee Hints
Hmmmmmm - hints? or red herrings?

Apparently my Santa is a "him"

and of a Northerly persuasion

(or is that just living up to the stereotype?)


it appears Santa can't rhyme

(or is that just the first two lines of a stanza?)

more worryingly:

My Santa's got no Reindeer!
You shouldn't have to pull the sled yourself, you know.
What happened to Rudy & the boys?
Sacked for gross misconduct?
Or downsized to ensure the viability of future delivery operations?

I await the next installment with baited . . . er, bait

red herrings? or hints?


Happy wotmas!