The Door is Alarmed - I'm Terrified!

I've always wanted to go around with a bunch of "Dry Paint" signs.


I'll save this thread from a BS fate - here's a clever song anybody got the words for? I can't remember who got it on the Hit Parade...

Signs! Signs! Everywhere is Signs!
Blocking the scenery, blowing my mind!
Don't do this, don't do that,
Can't you read the signs?