First of all, Kendall, remember what I told you last weekend about the womenz?

Like when yopu used to post stuff it would say "Kendall". That's you, pal. Now look what pops up (pun intended) when you try to post. Ahhhh, glad to see yer enjoying yer honeymoon...

But, hey, I'm sure the Mrs. will let you have yer handle back any day now. Or not? I got the same problem wid the P-Vine wid most stuff 'cept the pudder. Oh well, marital bliss ain't half bad...

But now as fir that guitar. Jacgui will do just fine with a 3/4 gitfiddle... If that don't work, then, hey, find her an old tenor guitar. They're so samll that the one I got I found in the bottom of a Cracker-Jacks box...

Good luck with the guitar and...

...awww, nevermind. Luck ain't got nuthin' to do with it when you, ahhhhh, got a dreadnaught!...

Bobert