"Conservatives are taller, better looking, make more money," are better educated, have better teeth, are less likely to have bad breath, acne or the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Are you comparing Kerry and Edwards to Bush and Cheney? Wrong on every single count! LOL


"Their wives shave their armpits, bathe more often, smell better and make love more often."

What you seem to be saying here is that the wives make lode more often than the husbands. Thats what cabana boys are for I guess. LOL

"Their children are better students, less likely to have behavioral problems or get pregnant at 15."

The boys, however are more likely to be virgins at twenty five, and girls are more likely to have a secret abortion.


"Conservatives also live longer because they don't worry about things they can't control."

No they don't it just seems that they live longer. :)