Dear Gibson,

I'm so glad it's not the country you come from. One O too many really.

There again, I suspect many wish you did not come from the country you do come from.

You really seem to combine the unpleasantness and inflated self-worth of some of life's most disgusting creatures - such as Geoffrey Archer and Robert Maxwell - although happily you are not as important (despite your self-importance) as they.

As to countries, yours, and most particularly the chauvinism you display, has been spectacularly wrong in most things of late.

Servant, sir.