That popping sound you hear LuPUS (the pimple) Rex is your head coming out of your own ass.

You aren't Karnak. You are just slime in a condom.

Every reference toward you warrants a rectal remark. It's just what I most identify you with. So easy. It's just so easy to yank your chain, laugh, and watch you come back for more.

Your boyfriends love you, I'm sure.