Well, it's not just me, Martin. Every other post by you... Dick, asshole, dick, asshole. Vaginas are mentioned, on occasion, but only as something filthy and diseased.

You seem especially fond of the "popping" noise an object makes, apparently, when being removed from an anus: 1. 2. 3. 4. And, of course, 5.

And, dude, I'm totally not judging you. It's just... All this anal/cock stuff seems incongruous with what seems to be your rabid homophobia. What is it again they say about homophobes?

---Lepus Rex