The word 'asshole' is very strange. The ass would occasion very little in the way of remark were it not for the hole. No hole, and it would simply be a crease running north/south. Probably would't even be called an ass. Probably just be called a crease. (But then, that doesn't seem likely, because it is called an ass despite the crease. Go figger.) Anyway, then people would have to be arrogant creaseholes, and where is that at?