RE: the wedding. Tinker and I planned the wedding reception for Kendall and Jacqui at the Getaway. Unfortunately, the program read:
                      Wedding Reception
                      Tinker & SINSULL
Poor, simple Bobert misunderstood as did about 30 other people, I had some 'splainin'" to do. For the record, Tinker and I were not, are not, and never will be married. Kendall and Jacqui however are. And next year, Max promised me a wedding reception whether or not I have a groom in tow. There will be some more "splainin'" to do, I guess.

Thank you for the birthday greetings. If the Getaway were one week later I wouldn't suffer post-Getaway blues on my birthday - hint hint