I thought I heard my fanbelt squeak
And then I heard my best friend shriek
As a small gray fieldmouse from under the dash did drop.
Up her pant-leg mouse did scurry
With lightning speed (it was in a hurry)
Then jumped from her lap and on my arm did plop!

(chorus)
Help! Help!
There's a rodent in my car
I know I drive junk
But this is going to far.
Help! Help!
Call the law
There's a rodent in my car.

More later. Or not.

Janie