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Thread #74866 Message #1309518
Posted By: Roger the Skiffler
28-Oct-04 - 09:43 AM
Thread Name: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
(With apologies to Sonny, Brownie & Champion Jack)
You got automobile trouble, baby, You got mice in your automobile You got automobile trouble, baby You got mice in your automobile You need a great big pussy Or let a real man do the deal
Gonna take me a shotgun, Look up underneath your hood Gonna take me a shotgun, Look up underneath your hood When you got my 30-30 [spoken](it's an over and under, baby) Your motor'll be runnin'real good
Gonna take me an Ingram, Gonna blast away all day Gonna take me an Ingram, Gonna blast away all day [spoken](it's got a big magazine,honey) When my magazine runs out Your engine will be running right, OK.
If you want me to be more gentle I could try to use a trap If you want me to be more gentle I could try to use a trap But you'd have a smell of cheese [spoken] (you know what cheese smells like, don't you, baby?) And hear the bugger's neck go snap
You got automobile trouble baby You got mice in your automobile You got automobile trouble, baby You got mice in your automobile You need a great big pussy Or let a real man do the deal