The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #74866   Message #1309518
Posted By: Roger the Skiffler
28-Oct-04 - 09:43 AM
Thread Name: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Rodents in my car!
(With apologies to Sonny, Brownie & Champion Jack)

You got automobile trouble, baby,
You got mice in your automobile
You got automobile trouble, baby
You got mice in your automobile
You need a great big pussy
Or let a real man do the deal

Gonna take me a shotgun,
Look up underneath your hood
Gonna take me a shotgun,
Look up underneath your hood
When you got my 30-30 [spoken](it's an over and under, baby)
Your motor'll be runnin'real good

Gonna take me an Ingram,
Gonna blast away all day
Gonna take me an Ingram,
Gonna blast away all day [spoken](it's got a big magazine,honey)
When my magazine runs out
Your engine will be running right, OK.

If you want me to be more gentle
I could try to use a trap
If you want me to be more gentle
I could try to use a trap
But you'd have a smell of cheese [spoken] (you know what cheese smells like, don't you, baby?)
And hear the bugger's neck go snap

You got automobile trouble baby
You got mice in your automobile
You got automobile trouble, baby
You got mice in your automobile
You need a great big pussy
Or let a real man do the deal



RtS