Dammit!! I thought certain that the mental image of "a rabbit turd headdress arranged into corn-rows with small bells attached", would elevate this thread to new heights of absurdity and cause madness and mouth foaming to spread like SARS.

After much thought I have come to the conclusion that I will no longer be associated with arrogant assholes....no, I am of higher Ilk than that. I will henceforth be known as

Tweed, the Flaming Asshole.