I just saw a CNN news flash that George Bush is against permiting "hominids" to register to vote. In fact he's probably opposed to permiting "homosapians" the right to vote. It causes all kinds of trouble. Some refuse to get legally married or even go to church. Some don't eat their vegetables! Some sing off-key!

Well, he is the President, until at least January...

Charley Noble, who would really like to have a couple of three-foot house servants to do chores around the house