Sorry about this, but the title should be 'What Can You Give A Nudist on HIS Birthday'. It doesn't work for the opposite gender for obvious reasons. I can't remember where the lyrics originally came from, but I got them from our files without, I have to confess, checking to see whether they'd ever been corrected (hence 'sought' instead of 'sort').
Slapdash work on my part. I'll give nmyself a smack on the wrist.

DGR