Ripper work Dave,

'Tis one of my favourite 'Gracie' songs. The only recording I have gives the following Credits...

What can you give...
(Le Clerq)
With orchestra conducted by Percival Mackey
CKAA634-2, recorded Oct 9, 1934

Anyway... as to the present?

I'd delve into the family photo album, to find the first snapshot which doting mum put there -- of brother in his bare skin on the bear skin. A mirror should be added, so he can check the change (or change the cheque). It should be enough to induce a cover-up...

Cheers - Sam