I was talking to Shane, Brucie. He says that he would be happy to give you an obscene phone call anytime if you will accept the charges. One of his favourite hobbies is phoning numbers at random in Blind River and leaving such messages on answering machines. He says he does it at random because "I ain't prejudiced, eh?". He wants to sort of spread it around evenly, without showing favouritism to anyone in particular. He mistakenly left such a message on the phone of a girl he was trying to ask out recently, and she threw a milkshake at him the next time he showed up at Pizza Hut, and kicked him out. That's what you get for being fair and unbiased, eh? No respect.