The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1312636
Posted By: Amos
31-Oct-04 - 09:24 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Excellent suggestion! The Executive Board of the RCHF has met in conference and acted on your proposal by establishing Popery Row, the long corridor of exhibits just off the entrance to your right.

The wax likenesses of each Pope except John XXIII are being formed by our brilliant stable of fine sculptors and makeup artists even as we speak. Anyone chargeable with Blatant Popery, Dopey Popery, Pope-on-a-Ropery, Dopery Popery on the high Seas, Papal Staplery, or similar offenses is eligible to fill the corridor in keeping with its theme.

Should any Protestant candidates be found they will have to take the corridor to the left.