Clouseau ici

I like some 'elp in the searching for many missing persons on le catmud. Zer is ze mysterious "Cloggies from Burnley",
"Roger 'ayes", "Google fan", and "On ze Make".

My enquiries they reveal two things: all these mysterious "guests" subscribe to the same illogical thought processs about Sidmouth Festival. None of them have ever made any other posting to mudcat (click on their handles to confirm).

My suspicious mind he say "are zeez characters real? Or are they all one person, with one boring agenda, having zee spuddle?"

Well, all I can say to someone who 'as just arrived and says they are going again is "au revoir".

Clouseau, he know who you are!

Anon (not).