Oberon, Fuzzy, Idiot, whoever you are at this moment:

Don't guess. You do know nothing about Canada. What you get for being so closed-minded is a tremendous ignorance; however, you are very adept at showing it, so I figure that's in your favour. Not like your stupidity will be a surprise to anyone.

Tell me when you want to stop the pissin' contest that you started. You apologize and you and I call it quits. Otherwise, bite me.