Sheesh, I done looked at dem ol' posts, (not many), an I done looked at dem ol' hints, an' de noo ones, an' I tink yo gwine ter git a little sumfink dat suits a 55 year old Ohianess. In dis ol' nort pole branch, dere's a lack o' de holiday spirit, but dat's becos 2 o' my reindeer done gone widout me, an I don't got time to replace dem befo Christmastide, so maybe I gwine be a tad later dis yeah.
Gotta go, de black eyed peas an' de hominy grits done arrived.
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