Yep. He's got guts, brains, a strong sense of ethics, and the capability for compassion. His opponent does not have guts, his brains are problematic, his sense of ethics is reprehensible and reptilian, and his compassion is for himself alone, the Spongebob Squarepants of Washington DC. He (George W.) is as articulate as acid reflux, and as qualified for office as an old hemmorhoid.

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