And here is the even prettier Ironic Times electoral map.

Here is the Ironic Times color key:

Red: Safe Bush

Blue: Safe Kerry

Light Red: Leaning Bush

Light Blue: Leaning Kerry

Orange: Awaiting Instructions from Flying Saucers (Nevada, New Mexico)

Brown: Looking for Sign from God (Ohio)

Green: To Be Determined by One-Potato-Two-Potato (Iowa, Wisconsin)

Purple: Result To Be Decided by Fraud, Intimidation, Paid Mobs, Corrupt Officials (Florida)