Martha and Edna, two widows, are talking at the Bingo Hall:

Martha: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date . I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you, dear. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 PM. And dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit. And he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a beautiful car, a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner, a marvellous dinner: lobster. Then we went to see a show. Let me tell you, Martha, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then when we came back to my apartment, he turns into an ANIMAL! Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me twice!"

Martha: "Goodness gracious! So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"

Edna: "No. I'm just warning you to wear an old dress."