Six weeks to send a parcel from here (no clues there!) to yours?
Is Rudolph on a "glo-slow" again? - must get posting.........
Meanwhile those pesky pixies have come up with an explosive mince meat which will ensure that your pressie will self destruct if you open it before Christmas - perhaps I ought to feed that to the reindeers.........
Clue (2) best wishes from the Shire and the home of Christmas trees