I'm in training to be one of those women.... got about 20 years to go before I qualify, but I'm working on being as bloody awkward as possible.

I'm also looking out for a suitable shopping trolley on which to affix those serrated blades to the axles, neatly arranged at ankle height, to take out those young whippersnappers who push in front of me. It also has to be big enough to take the kalashikov.

LTS