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Thread #75166 Message #1317384
Posted By: Jeanie
05-Nov-04 - 03:59 AM
Thread Name: BS: Old women in sandwidge ships
Subject: RE: BS: Old women in sandwidge ships
Is anyone else game for turning this into an ongoing avant-garde play script ? We could be onto an Edinburgh Festival hit here.
OLD WOMEN IN SANDWIDGE SHIPS
A bare stage. Enter Muriel, in pink crimplene, trailing a bulging tartan shopping trolley behind her.
Muriel: Cooeee ! Cooeee ! (Looks at watch). August already. (Pinteresque pause). Or November by now. Cheese and pickle season ! (Delves into shopping trolley).