The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #75166 Message #1317400
Posted By: Georgiansilver
05-Nov-04 - 04:15 AM
Thread Name: BS: Old women in sandwidge ships
Subject: RE: BS: Old women in sandwidge ships
"Oh Muriel, I love the pink crimplene! Do you fancy going joy sailing in one of the ships moored at Sandwich today?" said Doreen with an air of anticipation. Muriel looked down her nose at Doreen and said "Look Doreen, The last time we nicked a sandwich ship, the Customs and excise ran us onto the rocks and all that oil spilled out near the Cornish Coast". Muriels head went down..."Yes but the Torrey Canyon was quite a large ship and not too easy to steer, we could nick something a bit smaller". Doreen became excited now.."Look Muriel, I am not going to nick another ship. When the T/C ran onto the rocks, you ran off and left me to take the rap. Friends don't just do that do they?