The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #75113 Message #1317404
Posted By: Liz the Squeak
05-Nov-04 - 04:22 AM
Thread Name: BS: Achieve inner peace
Subject: RE: BS: Achieve inner peace
The MOAB?
My recipe for inner peace - find chocolate. Eat it. Find more chocolate. Eat it. Find Sean Connery or Hugh Jackman DVD. Watch it. Imagine Hugh or Sean covered in chocolate. Find chocolate. Eat it.
You get the drift?
The other recipe for inner peace - find onions. Eat them. Find garlic. Eat it. Find pickled eggs. Eat them. Find curry and baked beans. Eat them.
Now people will leave you alone and you will achieve that peaceful glow that you have strived for. Do not use a naked flame.