Jump into my pit said the lion
I'm a cuddly sort of chap you can rely on
You can call me Keith, and though I growl and show my teeth
we will play around like chums,
and I'll just bite you with my gums

Well I really am quite tempted said say the chappy from Taiwan
My friends all say I'm sensitive, not at all a macho man
Your teeth are very long, but I like friends who come on strong
I'm sure through mutual respect, oh I'll do it what the heck.....

But the lion had a missus, and she growled, I'll smash yer face in
She said who is it you've brought in now, I need that room to pace in
The Lion said, i'll chuck him out, lets just nibble him right up to the knees
she said alright, I suppose I wouldn't mind a bit of Chi -onese..