Some other Crybabia classics:

"Whine... gas is getting too expensive! It's getting too expensive for me to go joyriding in my Hummer. Whine... we want the best education system in the workd, but we don't want to PAY for it... why can't those commie pinko teachers work for free? Whine... I want to pay less for everything I want (which is everything)... we need more slave labor... I know! Well get children in Malaysia to make our cheap stuff for nothing! Whine... I want! I want! I want! I want more... I want more... more, more, more, more, more, more, and bigger and better, and I don't care who has to die or how much of the world has to be destroyed so I can have it! Fuck you world! I WANT! WHINE"