I really enjoyed reading this thread and I wish I was clever enough to be other than serious. I lost respect for Libertarians for two major reasons:

About ten years ago, the Alaska Libertarian party nominated for Governor one of their own but unfortunately he had left the state, a big no-no for Alaskans, and for most governors.

Libertarians in principle want small government. This would be desirable except for the existence of Big Business. I personally want my government to be bigger than Halliburton, otherwise, the real government WILL be Halliburton.