I'm not interested in hearing Republicans gloat. I don't want to read about conspiracy theories right now, even if they're true. I don't want to see anything that will make me more depressed or angrier. I WANT STUFF THAT WILL MAKE ME LAUGH, or that will GRAPHICALLY reflect the way I feel.

Here's what I've found so far:

Same shit, different asshole!

Marry an American - a Canadian offer to help.

Joining's easy, eh, an invitation from the Toronto Sun.

O Canada, we plead to cede to thee from the Philadelphia Daily News. (By looking at the Google cache instead of the original article, you avoid having to log in.)

A fictional Time Magazine cover

The real cover of the Daily Mirror (UK), November 4, 2004 (a .pdf file)

17 Reasons Not to Slit Your Wrists...by Michael Moore

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Click anything. This show never disappoints.

The Onion always has something good.

Dave Letterman's Top Ten Archive has some good stuff about Bush.