It's easier to find people my own age than you Ebbie.

Unless you are a retirement home.

There are creams made for this discreet dryness of yours.

I would suggest that you are morbidly into the humor of this thread per your continued prescence. If it bothers you so much, please leave.

Richard Bridge, you ignorant limey. Wanker is so british and so silly of an expression.

In this colony that defeated Britain you would be a jagoff.