A politician pulls up at the medical clinic, leaving his "personal assistant" in the car, and races inside. "We're leaving on vacation, and my secretary says I need to be vasectomised immediately!" The doctor is surprised, but makes the guy happy. Snip, snip, and it's done. So the guy shuffles back to the car and gingerly lowers himself back into the driver's seat. "So, are you vaccinated, then?" asks his secretary.