Sorry, luv, but neither the alphabetical nor geographic locator pages will be a bit of help in locating your Santa. Your Santa also has no profile or picture posted. Terry would disapprove.

Port? Good port or that cheap screw-top muck? My honesty is above reproach, but there are exceptions to every rule. Now, methinks you protestith too much; you say its Sunday morning there, yet you posted four minutes after noon Mudcat time. That is officially defined as "sun over the yardarm," so I'd think it was allright.