This is Beths party piece, but hers is the YORKSHIRE version which is called The Tatler. The chorus is....

"You're a blind fool a daft fool a silly old bugger said she, (then the last verse is) Thats the lovely rollin' pin me mother sent to me, its many a mile i've travelled from Bolton up to Shaw BUT, varicose veins on a rollin' pin I never saw before."

WORK IT OUT!!!!!!

It goes down quite well when you've had a few.

whb