You seem to have forgotten the part about the time you grabbed the bull instead Banj. Seems the bull jumped about 10 foot when Banj slapped his rump. But the sudden stop caught Banj and his slick soles unawares and he buried his arm up that bull's ass clear to the shoulder blade. Well needless to say that bull took off on the run with Banj dangling along like turd with a cap on. It was one helluva' sight. About then the peristaltic action from Banj's invasion of his nether regions kicked in and the bull blew out a huge air biscuit that sent Banj sailing though the air and through the wall of a chicken coop 45 yards away. The hens went crazy, but I'll refrain from telling any "pecker" stories here out of respect and my highly developed sense of decency and decorum.

Spaw