Hey this isn't fair, I haven't heard half of those, and I have to live with 8 of the wretched contraptions. Please can you send me the whole lot, completed, to liz_the_squeak@ukgateway.net please???

Did you get the difference between melodeons and accordions? Accordions burn longer.

You could always substitute bagpipes (Highland pipes or bellows variety, it doesn't matter, but Highland are the more popular target) for the offending instrument, we have a set of those too, anyone want to buy a set of french pipes in dusky pink??

LTS