"Moral issues" are like, when someone has to be strong and decide who to shoot at next, that's a moral issue, see? Or like, when the Bill of Rights which defines certain freedoms as inalienable and all that can be watered down, but we need to order people around about whom to marry, why, that's a moral issue, too, you see? "Moral issue" means having a leader who makes sure that mostly those who get shot are of other nationalities and persuasions, plus or minus a few thousand.

These are new, brave definitions of morality, to be sure, but we'll get used to them in the next four years.

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