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Thread #2881   Message #13210
Posted By: pete savage
25-Sep-97 - 07:31 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Bald-Headed Men (Christine Lavin)
Subject: RE: Bald headed men
now i'll apologize up front for this posting not being songs, but as my hair continues to thin, i've accumulated a few bald head perspectives...

a belgian friend of mine (where sensitivities to mistresses are much less than in the u.s.) said his father said he was bald because his wife pulled out all his dark hair to make him look older and less attractive to other women, and his mistress pulled out all his gray hair to make him look younger, and more attractive when she was with him.

a bald headed men joke... men who are balding in the front are very intellectual men who are balding in the back are very sexy men who are balding in both the back and the front only think they are very sexy.