Similar to the one about the man who buys new shoes and tries to impress his wife with them.

Stands naked in the bedroom with just his shoes and socks on, the wife asks "why are you dressed like that dear"

He responds "That is pointing to my new shoes"

She replies "pity you did not get a new hat then"

And as for Jaqui C comment, I am not going to stick multi cloured feathers up my bum and run around naked. Peacocks indeed.