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Thread #62901 Message #1321385
Posted By: GUEST,Johnjohn
09-Nov-04 - 09:28 AM
Thread Name: BS: Popular Views of the Bush Administration
Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of the Bush Administration
Bush and Kerry walk into a barber shop not knowing the other is there. Both get a haircut and a shave.
After the shave, the barber ask's "Would you like aftershave, Mr. Kerry?", too which he replies, "Oh no, I don't want my wife to think I was in a whorehouse!".
So the barber ask's the President "Would you like aftershave sir?", too which he replies, "Sure, put it on good! My wife has never been to a whorehouse!"