Somewhat related,

When my kids learned what spam actually stood for they began investigating other possibilities like:

Spiced Pork = SPORK
Spiced Chicken = SPICKEN
Spiced Broccoli = Sproccoli

It quickly degenerated into giggles and fell apart.

"Is that a European swallow or an African Swallow?
I don't know....Aaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhh!