Spelling is one thing--then there are typos.
I can spell, it's my keyboarding that is error-prone. Spell check would help, but tnen I would have to go to another program and do a cut and paste. In the meantime I have a tendency to type that I live in Alaksa, use the definite article teh and miss the capital for I--i. The last might be a good idea.
But this is one of the funniest threads in a long time.