(actor father to coal-mining son)

London not good enough for you!! You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!!!

- Coal mining is a wonderful thing father. But it's something you'll never understand! Your head is addled with novels and poems, and look at mother - she's tired out with meeting film stars and giving gala luncheons...

- THERES NOWT WRONG WI' GALA LUNCHEONS!!!